(all in a cordial tone)
Bill: "You know how you've been cutting the bacon in half?"
Me: (reclining on the couch trying to wake up) "Yeah."
Bill: "Don't do it anymore."
Me: "I like it cut in half. It fits the pan."
Bill: "I don't like it cut in half. I don't care how it fits."
Me: "I like it cut in half."
Bill: "I don't like it cut in half."
Me: "I like it."
Bill: "I don't like it."
Me: "I do."
Bill: "I don't.
Me: "I do."
Bill: "I don't. Don't do it anymore."
Me: silence
That was over the one time in the last 6 months I've made breakfast. He wins the argument because I rarely cook breakfast anyway. I make good dinners, though.
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The bacon shrinks as you cook it. It will fit the pan soon enough.
Let's see if this wil let me make a comment. I have not made breakfast much. I did make French toast in bacon grease for a missionary companion and myself. I think she ate it at any rate. I thought it was good. Well, I hope that you win when it counts! Barb
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