Conversation with Bill

Bill:  "Our dogs are barking at the neighbors' dogs."

Me:  "Will you put our dogs in the house?"

Bill: "But didn't you want this to air dry?"

Me:  Looking at him like he's crazy

He can't hear.  He thought I said something about the dishwasher.

Best Chicken Ever

Take some boneless skinless chicken breasts.  Cut them up however you want for serving.  Dip them in beaten egg and then in ITALIAN (this is important) seasoned bread crumbs and brown them in oil  I prefer regular corn or the dangerous kind of oil, not olive oil, but olive oil works too.

After they're all browned and cooked through, take a cube of butter and melt it in a saucepan, add 1-2 cloves minced garlic, 1 can (1/2 quart jar) cooked tomatoes, 1/2 teaspoon basil, and 1 cup white cooking wine.  I use the cheap kind.

Pour this over the chicken in the frying pan and just simmer it for maybe 15 minutes or however long  you want. At least 15 minutes.

I've served this with potatoes or pasta and you will not believe how good the flavor is.  It looks like a company dinner, but it's so easy and tastes dee-lishus!

Shock of My Life

I told Bill I spent too much money because I'm helping to pay for Rowan to take dance AND I bought 3 new books (I had to, I just had to) and he didn't yell at me.  I'm in treatment for severe shock.